
The Fozlur family was established in 1968 when Vincent Fozlur met his
future wife Margaret Baxter. After losing 17 consistent jobs, Vincent
decided to hang up his working pants and focus on success.
For three months Vincent locked himself away in seclusion and worked
feverishly on the nation's next modern invention. It just so happened
that Vincent had inventing in his blood; within one month, the family was
already making millions. By using state of the art technology and a
little common sense, Vincent drew up a blueprint for the world's first
City Bridge. The idea was an instant success in major cities throughout
the world.
With the profit from his City Bridge endeavor, Vincent then started work
on his next, much less profitable, invention: the Sonicator. Though the
Sonicator did not do as well as he had hoped, the Fozlur dynasty was
underway.
Shortly after the sudden success, Margaret gave birth to their first
born son: Daniel Vincent Fozlur. Three years later their second son,
Chip Xavier Fozlur, was born. Bored with his never-ending success,
Vincent put all of his money into something he called The Fozlur
Institute.
When the institute began, the vision was very small; Vincent put his son
Chip, age 4, in charge of the marketing department and very little was
accomplished (though they did manage to invent a new dinosaur: the
brockalator).
Eventually, Vincent grew tired of his wealth and went back into seclusion
with one mission: to invent like never before. And this time he would
return with a fruit of the purest intent. You see, Vincent did not care
about wealth any longer. He only had one purpose for his new invention
and that purpose was to make everyone in the world feel as good as he
did.
After 6 long years of tedious work, Vincent returned to his family with
something he was so proud of that he gave his own last name to it. With
top scientists and executives from gigantic advertising agencies, Vincent
bred 5 young ruffians: Atom, Reed, Kevin, Simon and Cari. This would be
Vincent's greatest invention yet. The musical phenomenon: Fozlur.