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From: Weasel (02/12/2010 02:51:15)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

This would be another test. Guestbook has been de-spammed. Again.



From: Adrian (07/26/2008 22:41:02)
E-mail: adrian@bananas

Testes.. Testes.. 1.. 2.. .. . .......3????



From: Somebody (07/08/08 16:31:42)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Kevin is a myth




From: creepydude (06/29/08 20:59:20)
E-mail: creepydude5000@gmail.com

i am getting wet thinking about this reunion




From: creepydude (06/29/08 20:59:16)
E-mail: creepydude5000@gmail.com

i am getting wet thinking about this reunion




From: it's been too long.. (06/12/08 19:47:32)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Fozlur is reuniting?? Don't fuck with us dude. That would be cruel.
Can't wait to hear what you guys come up with. Love to help if I
could. Please, please let us know when the CD comes out, and how to
get it. This news just made my summer.




From: Kevin (05/29/08 23:06:03)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@gmail.com

Also, Adrianne:


Are You There?




From: Kevin (05/29/08 22:58:40)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@gmail.com

For anyone interested:

Fozlur is reuniting and beginning to practice very soon!

If you are interested in more information visit the myspace site
(www.myspace.com/fozlur) or stay tuned here for more details.

By the way, I do know that no one is out there right now, but I am glad
that this site is still alive!

Sincerely, k




From: Ryan (02/22/08 00:39:20)
E-mail: ryan_l_byrd@yahoo.com

Dear Fozlur,

Miss you guys to death. I remember seeing your vids on AMN. It's how I
got hooked. God, whatever happened to Austin. And the robots that have
taken over this board. What has the world come to? Anyways, last time
I was on this site was probably just over 5 years ago back when I was
still in high school.




From: The J (12/30/07 16:41:11)
E-mail: hyeah@mail.utexas.edu

Oh, btw, I play rhythm guitar, but I'm not good enough and too self
conscious to whore my abilities out to a band, lol. Man if you have any
official copies of your CDs left can you contact me at ownzal@gmail.com
? I tried hours and hours during the year of 2006 to properly download
all the songs but they ALWAYS cut off prematurely. Then one night I got
most of them but some still always cut off.
I will definitely look your new band up if I get back to Austin. I
always felt that with better production behind the CDs, Fozlur could
have been something huge. You guys were in the right place at the right
time you just didn't get the exposure you deserved.




From: The J (12/30/07 16:37:22)
E-mail: hyeah@mail.utexas.edu

Whoa, I checked back in here totally by random and see that I last
posted almost exactly a year ago. Nice to finally have some closure. I
still kill myself every time my mp3 player plays one of your songs and
realizing I had opportunities to see FOZLUR play live and instead stayed
home and got stoned. I remember once I was supposed to meet up with one
of the band members at Flipnotics coffeespace to get a copy of Kill The
Wallstreet Abrahams, but instead I forgot cuz I was busy getting stoned.
Heh. True story. I think I even still have the email in my inbox.
This band really was something special. Which one of you owned the
retro-sounding moog synthesizer? That was a key component of your sound
IMO. Thanks for replying, you truly were my favorite Texas band of all
time.




From: long-time fan (12/17/07 20:28:56)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey guys, i've got to agree with the j. i saw fozlur in 2001(?) play
the pearl street co-op and have been hooked ever since. you guys were
giving out a free single that had a song called sliding the rail (or
something like that). the diatribes sounded cool too, i have about
half of the song papercut. and what happened to belaire? are they
still together? they had some really beautiful songs.

at any rate, is there a place to buy your stuff online? i'd gladly pay
for your songs, just can't find a place to buy them.




From: Somebody (08/29/07 02:44:03)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

To The J
So here is the lowdown on Fozlur:
We basically broke up in 2002 after Simon (bass) and myself went off to
college in other states. there was the slight hope that we'd get really
popular and get signed and get famous and all that and we'd all drop
what we were doing and start playing music again, but, alas, that never
happened.
so, yea, that was that, fozlur was no more, never to play again. thanks
for your compliments and I'm really glad you liked us. do you play
music yourself? do you have a band?
if you are interested, myself and Kevin (vocals and guitar from Fozlur)
have recently begun a new project called School Police. This was
slightly after the short lived Diatribes project (also featuring Kevin
and myself..) SO, if you like Fozlur you might also like these two
bands, one dead, the other still alive and well in Austin.
Atom




From: Lady Bird Lake (07/15/07 22:33:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Guest book, oowhoo! Crimson, clover and yellow crusty rocks. We are
philanthropists. We are sick insects. We are slow love. Washington,
Lincoln. Hundreds left out in the cold. New York. Relativity. Moving
without walking. Walking without singing. Thinking. You.




From: The J (12/02/06 20:41:43)
E-mail: hyeah@mail.utexas.edu

What the fuck ever happened to Fozlur? I have been looking into where
the band members went off to for months, and nothing. You were by far
my favorite local austin band ever, and I seriously requested
Magnetoscope on AMN more than any other person ever did. Nadia used to
tell me to stop requesting it. Please give me info, where did you guys
head off to? Are your albums still available? The downloads always
cut off prematurely.




From: The Diatribes (10/31/06 21:29:10)
E-mail: thediatribes@gmail.com

Shows coming up: november 12 at the parlor, 10 o'clock with the
assdroids at 9 o'clock

CD's available: The Purple Stain EP is at cheapo's in the TX Artists
section, Waterloo and Antone's Records

Full time band: YES!

Desire for a label, free cash, sex: YES, YES, and YES!




From: ariston poobah (10/12/06 22:39:46)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Loved the Diatribes demos on myspace. So good, I'd snort them up my
nose. Are The Diatribes a full-time band? Any shows coming up? CD's
available? Desire for a label, or at least free cash? Sex?




From: Maga Ngbada (10/05/06 13:41:50)
E-mail: maga@yahoo.com

Maga dey here guys okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.




From: atom (08/26/06 16:15:48)
E-mail: papadelicate@gmail.com

Fozlur fans, come check out the new project of Kevin and myself The
Diatribes! www.myspace.com/thediatribes We're even playing a show this
Saturday at Red's Scoot Inn. So come and experience a partial Fozlur
reunion.




From: Caz (04/06/06 11:09:14)
E-mail: megasonic@hotmail.com

Just downloaded all the music in audio. How do i get pipeline?




From: santy claus (01/21/06 02:13:14)
E-mail: santa@fozlur.nuts

where did everyone go?



From: Percilla Manley (06/04/05 02:25:17)
E-mail: pmanley47@aol.com

People having babies with Meth should have their tubs cut and tied. If
you take dugs while carring childen you deserve a death sentence,
because thats what your doing too your baby. God Have Mercie On Your
Soul.




From: swante (05/17/05 13:17:40)
E-mail: sirswante@hotmail.com

But I love port 8888!



From: Adrian the Weasel (04/20/05 09:56:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Fixed it.. my bad! it was an obsolete reference to port 8888.. Don't use port 8888!




From: Somebody (04/16/05 03:10:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

awesome




From: fan (04/11/05 10:58:28)
E-mail: adrienne@txstate.edu

what happened to Fozlur????????????????????????????????????????????????



From: best DIAMONDS (04/06/05 19:50:07)
E-mail: free.diamonds@yahweh.com

Free diamonds! give me a call at 533-9727 if you are interested.



From: sir swante palm (04/06/05 19:24:08)
E-mail: swante@palm.nuts

ireland is full of pissed-off leprechauns. be careful if you go there.



From: Somebody (03/19/05 17:02:32)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

is ierland a spooky land.
the land of halloween and horrors,
is it correct?
by the way, hello evrybody




From: santy claus (03/02/05 18:05:21)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

someone has been a bad little boy!




From: skeeter (02/07/05 15:06:42)
E-mail: branumevan@yahoo.com

hey guys, yalls band is kick ass i moved over to germany about three
months ago from the live music capitol of te world austin texas. any
ways im justtrying to get a hold of the album tea time with fozlur
right before i left i went to waterloo records because i heard that
yall were in consingment with them but they were sold out. like i said
im just trying to get ahold of that album so let me know guys how i can
get it. peace, skeet




From: ladda (01/27/05 22:21:04)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Show me ur show...play soon! ...Just saw u all on AMN... Loved it...
But this site needs work...peace...




From: Kate (01/20/05 09:37:19)
E-mail: kvanderp@risd.edu

Trying to get in touch with kevin. If you check this, my email won't let me send to
your email. either its a weird computer problem or I am totally computer
incompetent.Is this normally a problem??? Talk soon hopefully




From: ollie (12/16/04 12:38:59)
E-mail: chris_oliver20@hotmail.com

Yo Atom, cari! anyone whats going on foo's, ummm hey atom when i'm i
going to get those old fozlur recordings. I'm pretty geeked to hear
them! oh by the way me and zach's project is nearly done. It's amazing
so far. We are both very proud of it.
Cari!!!!!!!! you dont know me but i'm a friend of Atomic as well as
zach biggs and atomic was telling me about this crazy solo stuff you've
been doing i was wondering if i could hear something sometime. I will
make you a cassette of some of my stuff as well a cd of the me and zach
stuff when it is complete, both you and atom. Well either e-mail me and
let me know whats up at chris_oliver20@hotmail.com or just respond
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
merry x-mas everyone
ollie




From: Darin (12/14/04 01:26:44)
E-mail: whats.up.darin@gmail.com

Where can I buy your CD's on-line? Also, will you be playing in San
Antonio soon? Thanks.




From: Somebody (11/26/04 16:17:39)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Clarke, give us your address and you'll get a Fozlur care package with
your requested items.

Director of Reissues




From: clarke (11/15/04 18:07:25)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

anyone know where i can get my hands on a copy of tea time w/fozlur?




From: Luther (11/12/04 10:58:04)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

"Fozlur, from Austin, added some garage-rock testosterone to the
pinpoint minimalism of Stereolab." - New York Times in review of SXSW




From: cari (11/10/04 19:48:49)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey everyone! look what someone showed me:

"Pop Culture Press":
FOZLUR
Fozlur
SELF-RELEASE

At first glance at the artwork for this album and liner notes one word
came to mind: sophomoric. However after popping it in I was pleasantly
surprised. Lo-fi anthems showing the big boys out there with more shine
and polish that you don’t need money behind your record to make
something that is meaningful and challenging. This is definitely an
album that sprouted from a group influenced by Nirvana and that has
heard Radiohead’s OK Computer once or twice. The opening epic "Riot
Gun" shimmies and shakes with distorted vocals and guitars to match.
The song is framed by wails that could definitely be called Thom
Yorke-esque, setting the listener up to be mowed down by a killer
guitar melody that will have you humming this one the next day. This
album features guitars exclusively and that is a good thing. In a
modern music culture that has declared guitar rock dead it's great to
see people doing so much with the axe of the gods. Boys, the money will
come; until then, take solace that you are putting out solid records
that people are digging! (Tyler Ley)

i've still got that same phone number....




From: Lenny Kaye (10/12/04 02:39:43)
E-mail: imdean@afterlife.com

This is the story of a transition period in American rock and roll, of
a changeling era which dashed by so fast that nobody knew much of what
to make of it while it was around, only noticeable in retrospect by the
vast series of innovations it would eventually spawn, both in the way
music would be listened to and the way it was constructed. When it
began, the centrifugal force was AM radio; under three minute singles,
imaginative/predictable packaging (depending on who, what and where),
all carefully held within the easily-accepted confines of the music
business. By the time the smoke would clear, some four years later, FM-
oriented progressive rock would be in full sway of the pop vanguard,
opening up new vistas in stylistic content, lyrics, and even life-
style. As rock and roll had been born, so it would be born again, by
casually nudging the old off the side of the road, making way for a
hemi-headed, decked and stroked, high combustible juggernaut of the
new.
Of course, this sort of deep-set change didn't happen overnight, nor
can it be ascribed to any one factor or individual; indeed, it now
seems likely that whatever would be chosen to ultimately force the
issue, the entire weighty tradition of rock and roll progress would be
pushing solidly behind it. The Beatles/Stones-led English Invasion had
started the ball rolling, not only reacquainting American musicians
with those roots (blues, early rock) that they long appeared to have
forgotten, but by providing models for a whole new breed of band,
suddenly liberated from the Ventures-like instrumentals that had
previously been their sole claim to fame. The social situation
similarly set the pace, doing its part by opening the once-rigid
boundaries of individual musics -- folk, jazz, more exotic and foreign
forms -- as well as cracking open the door to a world in which youth
felt they had too long suffered a pat on the head and a kick in the
ass. Lastly, you might take into account the players and audiences
themselves, nurtured on a steady diet of rock for as long as they could
remember, the former sure that a piece of the plutonian pie could
easily be theirs by as simple an act of faith as picking up a guitar,
the latter bored with the old formulas and looking for a new formula to
plug in as replacement.

The result, naturally enough, was the kind of music you will find here,
in the first volume of what is hoped will be a continuing archeological
dig into the bizarre splendor of the mid-sixties, a time when nobody
seemed too sure of what was happening but never let that get in the way
of enjoying it to the fullest. Much of the era relied on older ways of
thinking -- the emphasis on hit singles to make or break a group, for
instance, or the submergence of instrumental displays to the needs of a
song at hand -- but much clearly pointed forward: a fascination with
feedback electronics, caged references to the drug experience along
with more "worldly" concerns, and a sense that, somehow, things were
going to be a lot different from this point on.

In addition, most of these groups (and by and large, this was an era
dominated by groups) were young, decidedly unprofessional, seemingly
more at home practicing for a teen dance than going out on national
tour. The name that has been unofficially coined for them -- "punk-
rock" -- seems particularly fitting in this case, for if nothing else
they exemplified the berserk pleasure that comes with being on-stage
outrageous, the relentless middle-finger drive and determination
offered only by rock and roll at its finest. And as these were kids who
more often than not could've lived up the street, or at least in the
same town, there was no question what even localized success could mean
in terms of universal attraction. Elvis had shown us the first time
around that rock's greatest strength has always been as catalyst, and
with a whole new generation waiting out there to be worked on, there
could be little doubt that something big was about to erupt. So it came
to pass, as you all well know, with consequences that are only just now
beginning to appear hardened and formalized, a sure signal that perhaps
it's time for the same old ritual to take root once again.

The notes enclosed are intended to provide a frame of reference in
which to approach these hand-picked tracks, and have no pretense either
to complete enlightenment or total truth. In the main, they're meant
merely as settings, to help provide a map of names and places which
even at this chronologically short distance seem to belong to another
world. The same spirit also means that like most golden goodies
collections, Nuggets has been designed primarily as a listening album;
and whether you want to use it to remember that bittersweet moment when
you first decided to let your hair grow/take up a picket sign/wonder
what a deadly toke would feel like, or just welcome yourself into some
suprisingly fine and memorable music, well, that's "your trip." I just
hope you have as much fun letting it spin as I had putting it together.


Fall 1972





From: ollierock (10/06/04 12:34:49)
E-mail: chris_oliver20@hotmail.com

well hello you crazy fozlur nuts.
My name is ollie and i just wanted to let the members of fozlur{if they
still read this thing?} that they rock!
atomic atom you my boy!
hello to all the other rocking members of thee band
cari, you work in flashlight ficton rocked too
atom was telling me about your new project with the drum machines, the
synth madness and some screaming. That sounds like it rocks pretty hard
where can i check this stuff out?
Cari you rock.
i need to move to texas
michigan sucks
well peace out foo!




From: viva man (09/22/04 21:44:31)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Viva le Weasel!




From: The Fonz (09/17/04 00:22:49)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

F.Y.I.: all the silent visitors are evil wretched spammers trying to
advertise with HTML and what not in this guestbook, but because of the
weaselness of this site the evil doers have been thwarted and soon all
the empty entries will be gone.
DOWN WITH SPAMMERS!!!!!!!




From: The Fonz (09/17/04 00:14:20)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

I'll reign blood on this city...
bathe you in unsuspected floods...
atop pyramids vested triplicates...
amongst bails of used skin....




From: Baby Colby (09/03/04 18:13:50)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Im not a baby!




From: atomicatomatomatoma (09/03/04 18:12:46)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i love to sign the guest book!




From: JULIE (08/04/04 18:39:02)
E-mail: juliethorpe_@hotmail.com





From: an admirer (07/03/04 13:08:23)
E-mail:

R.I.P. Marlon Brando




From: BullFroGG (05/22/04 18:22:27)
E-mail: BullFroGG@bullfrogg.net

ribbitt!! what's up all?



From: fan (05/10/04 15:46:19)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

did you know that danny elfman does the singing vocie for Jack
Skelington in 'A nightmare before christmas'? some other guy does
jack's speaking voice




From: Somebody (05/07/04 01:10:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Hollar bitches




From: adam (05/05/04 11:45:11)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

cari! i'm here in santa fe but coming back to austin in two weeks, at
which point we must engage in serious fucking jam action; are you still
at your house on speedway? i'm going to pee my pants i cant wait




From: cari (05/04/04 14:26:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

does anyone remember who i am

SERIOUZLY

CALL ME NOW I NEED SOME JAMMING






From: Rumplestiltskin (04/28/04 11:52:46)
E-mail:

Soon, my precious, soon.



From: Gretchin (04/27/04 14:28:38)
E-mail: bendover@yahoo.com

When the fuck are ya'll gonna play?




From: Lord Satan (04/14/04 14:54:42)
E-mail: bigguy@satan.com

Jesus, man, long time no talk you know? come on though, what's all this about
bush having feelings too? you know just as i know that g dub is my ultimate
homey, i know you're all down with the golden rule and such, but jesus christ
jesus, come on, you KNOW what side of the good vs. evil issue georgie is sittin
on and it ain't your side. so you just go ahead and stick up for the underdog and
the silent visitor (who should give me a call sometime, i like his style) but i thinik
the people out there know what's really going on. well, gotta run. don't forget
kiddos: eat your cheetos and fuck without condoms. sincerely yours, lord satan




From: J.C. (04/13/04 14:50:16)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

For 4 months this silent visitor has been visiting, but lacks the
courage to say anything. I extend my warmest, sincerest greeting to
this visitor, and urge him to feel comfortable and accepted here at
fozlur.com. While I'm on the subject, I think its a damn shame that
our President Bush is recieving so much unwarranted criticism. Hasn't
he been ridiculed enough? Does he not feel pain, too? Think about it,
folks: love thy neighbor as thyself. Its called the Golden Rule. Follow
it bitches,
your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ




From: J.C. (04/13/04 14:49:43)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

For 4 months this silent visitor has been visiting, but lacks the
courage to say anything. I extend my warmest, sincerest greeting to
this visitor, and urge him to feel comfortable and accepted here at
fozlur.com. While I'm on the subject, I think its a damn shame that
our President Bush is recieving so much unwarranted criticism. Hasn't
he been ridiculed enough? Does he not feel pain, too? Think about it,
folks: love thy neighbor as thyself. Its called the Golden Rule. Follow
it bitches,
your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ




From: RC (04/12/04 11:37:18)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

You can cry about the booty but it aint gonna do no good




From: Somebody (04/11/04 12:44:03)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

id rather be great than be a sandwich that gives head so that it can be
great at giving head




From: walker percy (binx) (03/23/04 12:11:58)
E-mail: moviegoer

when i awake, i awake in the grip of everydayness. everydayness is the
enimy. no search is possible. perhaps there was a time when
everydayness was not too strong and one could break its grip by brute
strength. now nothing breaks it--but disaster. only once in my life
was the grip of everydayness broken: when i lay bleeding in a ditch.




From: Somebody (03/22/04 17:25:56)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

id rather be in a great band than work at a sandwich shop...what gives




From: Somebody (02/26/04 17:07:05)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

l-o-l-a lola!




From: Somebody (02/15/04 22:47:55)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

What the fuck happend with you guys...youve seemed to fall off the god
damn earth...i was once a fan, but Fozlur is dead as dead now...




From: no one (02/12/04 16:51:50)
E-mail: no where

Dear all you Fozlur weasles out there,
get off your lazy asses and make some noise!
wait come back.. i was only joking




From: liza (02/11/04 23:05:00)
E-mail: i dunno

oh yeah, and
i don't know who the silent visitor is, but's there deal.
as I like to make my voice heard.
but it might be too late now.




From: Somebody (02/11/04 22:58:19)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

this is kind of like a ghost town with little eyes peeping in and out.
these eyes are peeping in, and now they're going out.
liza's pit stop for the night.





From: liza (02/11/04 22:47:37)
E-mail: you know it

after reading all that fozlur history, i feel half enlightened and half
nostalgic. and my eyes feel a bit burned. peace and love to you all.
later




From: huh (02/06/04 14:51:26)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

who is this silent visitor?




From: Tom Brokaw (02/02/04 11:58:48)
E-mail: bigbong@hotmail.com

NEWS UPDATE: Janet Jackson's Breast appeared on TV during a halftime
show when pervert Justin Timberlake "accidentally" exposed it during a
rehearsed dance number.




From: Ahni (01/28/04 11:06:11)
E-mail: Angevil37@aol.com

oh my god what the hell is this gibberish.....and who the hell is
Fozlur...tell me more




From: Randal (01/22/04 15:42:56)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.WHO?

YAY, for the longest time i thought that fozlur had been ereased from
the face of the planet. I'm glad to here there still here, GO FOZLUR




From: ruMMy (01/15/04 19:16:27)
E-mail: jello178@juno.com

I love FOZLUR!!!!!!!! thank you for your music. But last time I went to
waterloo your CD was outa stock. boo hoo




From: ruMMy (01/15/04 19:11:51)
E-mail: jello178@juno.com

I love FOZLUR!!!!!!!! thank you for your music. But last time I went to
waterloo your CD was outa stock. boo hoo




From: Sturdy Build (01/04/04 13:39:54)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

If I cry out in cyberspace will anybody hear me? Not here at
fozlur.com, that's for sure. This place is like an old ghost town,
where nobody but the wind ever blows through, and tumbleweeds don't
even stop to spend the night. There's an eerie feeling in the air, like
an empty city surrounded by a forest, with several sets of tiny eyes
peeking in from the trees. Well, what's the point of saying anything
anyways? The only reason I talk is to hear my own voice. Voicey voicey
voicey.




From: Santa Claus (12/26/03 18:47:36)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Merry Christmas, Fozlur
From: Santa Claus




From: Joe Joe (11/16/03 19:29:38)
E-mail: Ethan_Borgstrom@hotmail.com

I need a god damn Fozlur CD..i have literally been looking for one
sense seeing Riot Gun on AMN. I have been close to getting a cd only
to be sidetracked by drugs and devilish deeds that landed me in a
mexican prison. And once a Canadian one. And a veitnamis whore
house. None of this would ever have happened if youd just made the god
damn CDs more available. And theres a god damn huge leech sucking on
my spine. The sweet necter of leech life. And tortuses cant make it
to the ocean. And whales get beached, those god damn quitters. Wheres
my fucking CD. I swear if I dont get a CD right now im going to go get
high. -er. than a kite...by then. ROCKETMAN!!!!




From: kevin kong (11/15/03 14:54:41)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

holy fucking shit! THE GUESTBOOK IS BACK!!

can anyone believe it? i know i can't...so if anyone is out there, how are you all doing???? what's been going on with everyone in guestbook land???? what's up with all these folks eating fozlur cd's like delectable cakes???? it's just a piece of pie with poo on it!!!! by the way, a message to cobo foofaroo: i see you at peter pan's putt putt golf and i'm following you. by the way, a message to the people still in austin: go see the cobo foofaroo at your local 21st street co op. what a happy day.




From: me (11/05/03 23:01:08)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

jesus christ children corpses arent for sale




From: pompus p (11/05/03 11:51:20)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i've heard rumours about a "dylar." what gives? and how can i get a
copy?




From: Fozlur (11/04/03 13:10:43)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

"Tea Time" is Fozlur's second recording, and if you would like a copy,
email us your address, and we can send it to you.




From: cc (11/03/03 15:34:23)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

when does tea time for fozlur come out? someone bring me up to speed please!
-cc




From: Glenn Pompey (10/31/03 14:35:26)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Hey everybody! Is anybody still there? I can't believe its back!




From: sakoiya (10/26/03 22:27:12)
E-mail: baddgirl_78@yahoo.com

hey heard one of your song tonite on 101x,it was pretty cool. please
play a show soon i would like to see yall live!




From: POOTIE TANG (08/04/03 21:49:46)
E-mail: POOTIE@TANG.TANG

HELLO. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!



From: kohaku (08/04/03 11:21:31)
E-mail: a_burrito@hotmail.com

i wanna buy a cd but i dont know wheeerrrrreeeeeee because im weird



From: fozlur (08/01/03 19:27:42)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

i'm so drugged out, i don't know what i'm doing!




From: Samkleljka (07/30/03 22:29:58)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

I remember the days when the guestbook flourished with woofy fappy
remarks, like dialogue from a Shakespear play or Simon's arse




From: Vincent Fozlur (07/30/03 11:49:44)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

Thanks for being our #1 fan!




From: Sean (07/28/03 01:20:57)
E-mail: sean

I just saw your last video on AMN, and I'm just wondering if you are
all so drugged out that you don't know what the hell you're doing.
Judging by the guestbook entries here, it appears so. By the way, the
reason I'm signing this is because I really liked the song Tetris.




From: a long one (07/27/03 12:13:54)
E-mail: F.D.

Sometimes one dreams strange dreams, impossible and unnatural, and
upon waking you remember them clearly and are amazed by a very strange
thing. You remember before anything else that your reason did not
desert you throughout the whole dream; in fact you remember that you
acted with extreme cunning and logic throughout; the long, long time
you were surrounded by murderers trying to outwit you, disguising their
intentions, behaving amicably while holding their weapons in readiness,
and only awaiting some sort of signal; you remember how cleverly you
fooled them at last, hiding from them; then you realize that they had
seen through all your deceptions and were only pretending to not to
know where you were hidden; but you were clever and fooled them again.
You remember all this clearly. But how in the same space of time can
your reason be reconciled with the manifest absurdities and
impossibilities with which your dream was filled? One of your murderers
changed into a women before your eyes, from a women into a clever,
loathsome little dwarf- and you accepted all this instantly as absolute
fact with hardly any suprise at all, and precisely at a time when
otherwise your reason was at it highest pitch and showed extraordinary
power, cunning, clarity, and logic. And why, too, when you have
awakened and completely returned to reality do you feel almost always,
and sometimes with extraordinary intensity, that you have left behind
in your dream a mystery you cannot solve? You laugh at your dream's
absurdities, and at the same time you feel that in the fabric of those
absurdities some thought is hidden, but a thought that is real,
something belonging to your actual life, something that exists and has
always existed in your heart. It is as if something new, prophetic,
something you were awaiting, has been told to you in your dream; your
impression is very vivid; it may be joyful or agonizing, but what it is
and what was said to you, you can neither understand nor remember.




From: Somebody (07/24/03 16:18:27)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

are you talking about that schmoedipus person? i wish that guy would
apologize, because afterall, he's in the wrong.




From: Somebody (07/24/03 16:00:36)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

but...Recover is shit...they suck...




From: iced out balla (07/24/03 12:25:54)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

uh i am so bored i even read through the past entries. that hater
schizoface, it doesnt make any sense to want to throw down over hating
a band. if so i would have dropped plates on vallejo, crusierweigh,
manatee, dashboard confessional, ugh i am feel like throwing up just
thinking about crappy emo bands, except recover. but all thats my
opinion, whats the point of taking the time out of your miserable
little life to put up hate, this isnt a a slambook.




From: nats (07/18/03 00:55:46)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

happy barfday seamonster!




From: Vic Fozlur (07/12/03 14:17:30)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

It's Fozlur's first studio album, and believe me, it ain't pretty.




From: cc (07/11/03 18:16:53)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

what's "tea time for fozlur"? a new ep? -cc




From: atom (07/10/03 16:05:48)
E-mail: atomicatom@hotmail.com

hi simon!




From: informer (07/09/03 13:45:26)
E-mail: no

your website is really terrible.



From: Mama Foz (06/26/03 22:24:51)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

Waterloo has been restocked with Fozlur LPs and EPs.
Thanks for your patience.

Love,

Fozlur




From: Vic Fozlur (06/22/03 15:10:52)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

ATX_punk, your email is out of commission




From: RIOT GUN (06/20/03 22:07:51)
E-mail: atx_punk@yahoo.com

can someone send me "RIOT GUN"? I have heard half of it and its great
ill be a fan once i can fin some of there music




From: camel (06/20/03 20:43:03)
E-mail: camelthemammal@yahoo.com

ep unavailable...so sad. i really like the band and i could use
something new in the cd player. the only place i can catch u guys is
on AMN, (i hav mini cable so AMN is my only real channel), and that
doesnt work well for car trips. so i guess what i am trying to hint
at...is that if you could "hit me up" with a cd, somehow, someway, i
would greatly accept it w/open arms. thankz




From: Vic Fozlur (06/20/03 13:22:33)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

no shows anytime soon, Simon is in Austria, but hopefully we'll play
some house parties later in the summer. keep your ears open and keep
tuning in to this shitty little guestbook. EP's are currently
unavailable but if you really really want one just hit us up and we'll
work something out.




From: camel (06/15/03 00:23:09)
E-mail: camelthemammal@yahoo.com

any shows coming up? and where can i find the EP?




From: Ocean Man (06/14/03 21:41:27)
E-mail: manfromocean@hotmail.com

Let me take you by the hand to my Ocean Land!




From: Atom Linnellio (06/05/03 10:31:54)
E-mail: atomicatom@hotmail.com

Yo Adrian! Hey, I have some new pictures of band members, Colby, and
various other things that I think would go nicely on the
website...Should I send them to you or what?




From: Sir Swante Palm (06/05/03 09:21:45)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Hullo!




From: the devil (05/27/03 10:55:32)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i don't know why, but i had to make him open that door




From: DaViD (05/25/03 00:11:45)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

yah, i wrote you an email Kevin?? you get it? um, whats going
on?...hey, you ever read Welcome to the Monkeyhouse by Kurt Vonnegut?




From: clarke (05/23/03 22:41:49)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

any fozlur shows for the summer? -c.c




From: Somebody (05/12/03 00:13:58)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

I LOVE YOU




From: Somebody (05/09/03 23:06:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

I LOVE ME




From: james j. bulger (05/05/03 17:13:12)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Any of you kids know where I can score some Atenolol? How are the
pounds in Austin? And what do you think of my work in Boston? Cheers.
"this has happened before"




From: teresa (04/30/03 00:16:55)
E-mail: teresa@soundbetween.com

wow uncle a! thanks so much- i hope you're well and i hope your lungs are ok.

i have such a crazy story to tell everyone. tonite i rollerskated through the LES
and little italy with my friend. we're on our way home and this lean mean italian
guy stops us in our tracks and askes us if we want a drink from his restaurant.
we say we have no money; he says it's okay. so we go in and talk with his mafia
friend where they "take care of things." i ask for a diet coke but he gives me
something red and special. they make us sit by them. we talk some more.
blood rushes to my face and i can't feel my legs. we manage to leave. it was
freaky but nice. we're roofied but nice. i guess in the end, they just wanted some
kids to talk to during their long shift, y'know? right.
oh yeah, it was cha cha's place.





From: Weasel (04/28/03 06:17:45)
E-mail: weasel@fozlur.com

Hello.. i'm back now. Sorry about letting the weeds get overgrown in
the website.. I am busting out my magickal weed-eater right now.
Uncle Teresa, I haven't forgotten the secret plot we are working on; It
is almost ready, and soon we all will reap the fruity rewards.

I pruned the guestbook again, earliest entries are now Jan.01 and
later. one of these days, i'll finish the whole "view archived
guestbook" feature. i've just been so busy as hell lately.

Also, youse guys should come check out my new place sometime. I'm not at
stassney woods anymore. now you can find me at 30.20863°N 97.84337°W..
(no ballistic missiles, please..)

Foz on, my hairless varmints.

--Weasel

PS: If you ever play Unreal Tournament on the PC or Dreamcast, look for
me. My name there is Fluffy. I will destroy you all.
PPS: Here's a stupid little script thingie.. enter your name:






From: Emily (04/22/03 13:03:46)
E-mail: colorado.edu

Simon, where are you and what are you doing? Inquiring minds want to
know (especially those of Jillybean and her cohort Emily)

I hope you're enjoying New Orleans

P.S.- how was your 420 ??




From: sad and lonely (04/17/03 19:58:47)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

new york city, best damn city in the world. you guys should come up,
you'd fit in great, i'm sure there'd be a market for you guys, we could
use some creative rock n' roll here, seems like everyone's trying to
duplicate 60's garage punk or the strokes. give some synths and a rock
guitar, with some bad ass drumming, and i'm a happy man. you guys got
a place to crash if you ever make it here for a gig. good luck!




From: 50 cent (04/16/03 15:58:38)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

go javi, it's your birthday- gonna sip bacardi like it's your birthday




From: javi (04/15/03 14:59:59)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey chump (you know who you are)
get a fucking life man. you don't look like such a badass when you
threaten me via e mail and then request a reply. who said anything
about fighting in the first place? are you too obtuse to understand
that i just want you to be a man and say what you have to say to my
face, so i can ridicule you in person? if i wanted a fight i would hit
you in the face with a brick. so here's another tip little buddy: if
you don't like our band, ignore us, like we will ignore you when
fucking with you gets boring.
suck ass bitch
javi the drummer




From: tilie (04/10/03 16:59:06)
E-mail: nataliet@rice.edu

TAG!




From: fozlur (04/01/03 15:41:58)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

by the way sad and lonely, where are you from?




From: fozlur (04/01/03 15:41:19)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

david, i have some shirts maybe you want one? sad and lonely, sorry if
we brushed you off, it was probably because someone peed their pants
and we had to change out some undies. thanks for your nice and kind
words though.




From: Somebody (04/01/03 02:08:38)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

a question to fozlur: what's so funny 'bout peace, love, and
understanding? no really.




From: sad and lonely (03/31/03 14:02:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i thought austin was cool. fozlur's not a lovey dovey band, i tried to
talk to them and was kinda brushed off, but they aint't there to
converse, they're there to play bad ass music, and this is what they
do. i wanna be a rock star, they're supposed to be apathetic, a kind
of social scientist detached from reality while commenting on it at the
same time through music. thurston moore said it best, "behind that
mild mannered stare, yeah he was truly hip. he played really good
feedback and super-sounding riffs." if you take what people think too
seriously, if you take life too seriously you channel your energy into
living, rather than expressing it through music, and you won't be a
rock star. i care too much, that's why i'm sad and all my energy goes
towards crying myself to sleep each night alone in my queen sized bed.
fozlur, live that rock n roll lifestyle for all us who can't, you're a
salve of solace in an otherwise searing desert.




From: DAVID (03/31/03 03:06:51)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

oh ya, oops, that was me, David, who wrote that last entry...




From: Somebody (03/31/03 03:06:04)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i would add on to that, but i dont need to. Kevin, that was perfectly
put. thank you...oh ya, by the way, do you guys have any shirts left
from the show at the HIdeout? See, one of my friends likes the band and
likes you, she really wants a shirt or something, i dunno, email me..




From: kevin (03/30/03 19:13:41)
E-mail: dear schmoedipus:

now, to everyone who visits our little site, i'd like to use this
person schmoedipus as an example. i love the misinformed, they can
prove their opponents' points just by speaking! if there could ever be
a gold star commedned then i would choose for it to go to schmoedipus!
this is the way that people view the foz in austin! and i love it!! i
went to go see spoon and decided to stand in the front row to get a
good view and some girl turned to me, offended because i bumped her
with my shoulder, and said, "excuse me, you're in my way and unless you
can tell me when the last time spoon was in austin (to prove that
you're really a fan!) then MOVE!!" so i told her i hated spoon, had
never seen them and i was just there to spit on the band; she moved.
point being: austin is full of "holier than thou" music fans and it's
sad. so schmoedipus, you're damned right: we will not contribute
socially or musically to the "tight/close scene" in austin because we'd
rather spend our time pissing off elitists like you! oh wait, i think
schmoedipus is the guy that owns the Flamingo Cantina...dude, you're
too old to be using the internet!! man, you're still pissed off at
us!! you people are too easy to manipulate! we'll see you in the
future when you're pretending that you don't hate fozlur anymore, but
don't think javi isn't going to fuck you up any less!




From: Somebody (03/29/03 17:02:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i suck javi!

ps:
foz, you never write or call anymore...you make me sadly




From: Somebody (03/23/03 00:57:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

you suck javi




From: Somebody (03/22/03 22:45:46)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

p.s.
javi bets dollars to cents that you would never dream of mentioning any
of your banter to my face. good thing for you there is e mail.
word to the wise... don't run your mouth into places you wish it
weren't.




From: Somebody (03/22/03 22:17:25)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

just in case the dipshit that saw the interview comes back...
i'm glad you are so informed in your criticisms about us. it's more
than possible to judge a band and their music by a fucking access tv
interview. i'm also glad you had time in your busy schedule to come to
our website and whine like a bitch. you got a ploblem with me, or my
spectacles, or my comments, then get out from behind your computer and
make something of your own. critics mean nothing. furthermore, you
wanna talk shit, at least leave your name so we can discuss this shit
in the physical form.
lick my narcissistic nutsack you chump
javier gonzalez, the drummer




From: dirk (03/15/03 20:38:25)
E-mail: burn-in-hell.com

hey dookie,
gonna try to go to your show tonight, but might fall asleep b/c i'm
tired from work... anywyas, heard this dope song that ya'll should try
to cover sometimes. It was on the country gold show today. Scotty and I
listen to it every sat. ...the name of the guy is Rodger Miller. He
alos wrote that song "tiger by the tail" that is on the big brother
video and "king of the road" song that is used in the movie Swingers.
but don't do any of those songs. The song that ya'll should do is
called "My uncle used to love me but she died". It pretty much has only
three lines total. That first one then "chicken ain't chicken till it's
lickin'-good fried" and "Keep on the sunny side". Then you just kinda
switch up those lines back and forth.... anyways, check out the song- i
thought it was funny and cool- very punk for an old country song
peace out fags




From: management (03/15/03 10:55:24)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

Fozlur Today (Sat. March 15th):

In-Store at Tower Records, 4 PM

Fozlur Headlines Quad-Bypass Fest., Treasure Island ("pirate bar")
Midnight

drink. dance. be merry.
xoxo, fozlur






From: byrd (03/14/03 00:36:22)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hell yes! and why would someone go through the trouble of posting bs
like that? its people like schmoedipus that ruin the scene.




From: Somebody (03/13/03 18:53:12)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

to the loser that wrote the last entry, i would just like to coment on
that you are a loser...So some advice for The LOSER, please go down to
I-35, get out of your car, and walk in the middle of a fast moving 18
wheeler...Then you will see the light that is FOZLUR




From: schmoedipus (03/13/03 17:38:06)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

wow...i just saw your short-lived interview on amn & what horrible
conversationalists we have! you are truly sticking to "the texas
way"..."ain't braggin' if it's true." the spectacled cat pretty much
laid the foundation for the band's demise..."i think we should get
signed...c'mon, man, you know...you know we're good...just keeping it
fresh (x12)...just keepin' it real (x12)...yeah, you know...we're
good..." (along those lines). matt from amn was not amused..."bunch
of bragging hopefuls...losers"...i'm sure he was thinking something
extremely close to this; i know we were. no love for the other bands
in austin either...nothing about who you were playing with & who would
most likely drive out an audience to attend. oh well...i'm a big fan
of local music...very tight/close scene among musicians in austin, but
you definitely take away from that. good luck w/picking yourselves up
from this one. the word's now out & we're talking: fozlur's got
nothing to attribute musically & especially socially. sorry...you did
make an impression on me. i don't mind using my time to have read what
most were thinking when veiwing you guys today. it was horribly fun.
you guys are flat out bad.




From: management (03/12/03 11:54:15)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

Fozlur Fair--

Wednesday: interview on KTND// 107.7 FM// 3:30 PM
Thursday: interview on AMN// ch. 15// 5:15 PM
SxSW showcase// The Hideout// 11 PM
Friday: in-store at Antone's Records// 6 PM
Saturday: in-store at Tower Records// 4 PM




From: kever (03/12/03 00:44:20)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

atom!! fozlur is a big pile of their own shit!




From: a.g. linnellio (03/12/03 00:40:43)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Santa Claus is coming to town!




From: byrd (03/11/03 23:43:56)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Judging from the diary, it sounds like you guys get a lot of shit from
the austin scene. But my observation could be wrong.




From: JAVI GODDAMNIT (03/11/03 22:52:53)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

JAVI SAYS: IT'S NOT BRAGGING IF IT'S TRUE




From: tillie (03/11/03 14:20:07)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

ps, of course i'd rather be at SXSW listening to you guys though =)




From: tillie (03/11/03 14:18:32)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

guess where you're tillie is? PARIS!!! that's right! enclares and
crepes, eiffel tower and pomidou centre, i have it all!!!! this is the
best city of all time!




From: Somebody (03/10/03 17:42:29)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

fa shizzle dizzle!




From: management (03/10/03 17:10:02)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

aight, management here with a quick public service announcement.
it's SxSW time and Fozlur's gonna blow shit up. so fuck and duck my
friends cause the time hath come. and here they are...

Wednesday: interview on KTND// 107.7 FM// 3:30 PM
Thursday: interview on AMN// ch. 15// 5:15 PM
SxSW showcase// The Hideout// 11 PM
Friday: in-store at Antone's Records// 6 PM
Saturday: in-store at Tower Records// 4 PM

cross your heart and hope to fly...

xoxo




From: Somebody (03/07/03 20:30:27)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

any of the bitches wanna roll in my Bentley tonizzle?




From: kevin (03/07/03 15:49:14)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

ohh my golly, this movie is the greatest: Downtown 81; stevie knows
what i'm talking about, right stevie.




From: ME (03/07/03 01:11:04)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

FOZLUR is the best fucking band

but anyway yall, im gonna go jizz on my bed some more.




From: Somebody (03/06/03 23:54:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

see...you are all wrong, because i wrote it




From: atom (03/06/03 17:39:35)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

NO! I WROTE IT!!! AHHHH!




From: kevin (03/06/03 17:38:08)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

that's where our friend "somebody" is wrong, because he didn't write
that, i did, and im fucking around: that's all this fucking guest book
is! shameless self promotion for who? the greatest band in the world!!
(ahh, on your own bed, that's good stuff)




From: Somebody (03/06/03 07:49:37)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

but no one from the band wrote that. I WROTE IT. So its not self
promotion. because im not in the band. because im not Kevin carri ADAM
simon or Javi




From: simon (03/06/03 02:21:45)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

this is our web page isnt it (shameless self promotion)
i like jerking off in my own bed before any others... except for maybe
havy's.




From: medium bird (03/06/03 01:13:50)
E-mail: diarreah@onthekitchencounter.com

hey, come on there, this is not the type of place where shamesless
selfs promotion is appropriate, is it not? i don't believe so i don't!




From: BIG BIRD (03/05/03 23:59:11)
E-mail: BIRD@BOOM.SHIT

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Fozlur @ The Hideout, Fozlur in your pants, Fozlur under your bed
keeping you up at night, Fozlur in your BRAIN, Fozlur + #&@) (@#<,
Fozlur and pie, Fozlur, fozlur, fozlur, Fozlur during the day, Fozlurs
During the night, Fozlur on the rocks, Fozlur at your door, FOzlur
invading a house and bringing their own party, Carri ROCKIN the guitar,
Javi poundin the drums, Kevin DEHANING his ass off, SIMON bringin the
low end, Adam kickin it old school......oh yaah, FOZLUR




From: little bird (03/05/03 21:46:16)
E-mail: bird@poop.com

support these austin bands at SXSW:

the action is, air tight alibi, albert and gage, the alpha rhythm, the
american people, jake andrews band, and you will know us by the trail
of dead, appeal to ignorance, atash, a tiger named lovesick, the attack
formation, baboon (from dallas, oh well), bahrain, shane bartell,
bedbug, bees are black, black lipstick, bloody l, the bloody tears,
blue diamond shine, born to lose, brewtality, INC, brotha miles,
merrick brown, brown whornet, bud, troy campbell, canoe, canvas, lance
cashion, jeff hughes; chaparral, gary clark jr, the coffee sergeants,
color, confuzatron, a covert operation, the crack pipes, crisp arson,
kacy crowley, the cruel and unusual, cruiserweight, damaesviolet, dead
whale tide, del castillo, the derailers, george devore four, the
diamond smugglers, the dick price factor, didly, dirty wormz, dj am,
double-o-gogo, dynamite boy, eastside suicides, echo base sound system,
egypt, endochine, experimental aircraft, explosions in the sky,
fastball, fire marshalls of bethlehem, fivehead, flametrick subs, flo
mob, the folk singers, guy forsyth, michael fracasso, fuzz club feat.
dj sue, g fire, ghandaia, eliza gilkyson, colin gilmore, the gloria
record, gnappy, the golden apples, goledn arm trio, gorch fock, the
gourds, john dee graham, grand champeen, groovin ground, grupo
fantasma, the guilty party, halley, wayne hancock, hekill three, her
space holiday, heybale!, hobble, hockey night (barbara k!), household
names, ray wylie hubbard, i love you but i've chosen darkness, the
impossible shapes, jaco, john gomi, juni, andrew kenney (american
analog set), kino eye, kissing chaos, jeff klein, knife in the water,
jimmy lafave, larry, lil capn travis, tawnya lorae, lovetron, lowery
66, lust murder box, manatee, mandible, manikin, milton mapes, masonic,
the materialistics, kevin mckinney, ian mclagan and the bump band,
elizabeth mcqueen, meat purveyors, mech one, melodyboy, mickey and the
motorcars, ramsay midwood, migas (mmm...migas), mcree, mingo fishtrap,
moonlight towers, abraa moore, ian moore action company, mark morris,
darin murphy, my education, the national pastime, nautilis, near miss,
beaver nelson, scrappy jud newcomb, new texas swing, mike nicolai, the
octypus project, odd man out, oh, beast!, okkervil river, 1001 nights
orchestra, orange mothers, overlord, paul newman, peglegasaurus,
phillips and driver, patrice pike and the black box rebellion, pink
swords, the pocket symphonies, powersquid, primordial undermind, the
punkaroos, pushmonkey, the real heroes, reckless kelly, recover, kimmie
rhodes, rhythm of the black lines, the rise, the ritchie whites, bruce
robinson, rubberhed, saucer, schatzi, bob schneider, sexy finger
champs, sickert, slowreader, the snails, sniffy, sock puppet,
spacetruck, the spiders, stars as eyes, steamroller, sundowner, the
microwave world, those peabodys, transfixer, two guy trio, 20/20,
ultrasonic, uss friendship, vallejo, velorum, the via satellite, we
talked about murder, yuppie pricks and zykos





From: Atom (03/05/03 11:30:29)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

THE Tre? The one and only? Howdy partner, how you doin?




From: kevin (03/05/03 00:48:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

what's up tre (i just threw up a roach and then turned into it!)




From: The one and only Tre (03/04/03 13:30:30)
E-mail: blech@yuk.com

Hi, fozlur crew, its the one and only Tre, thought I would drop a
line. Throwing up is bad!




From: ME (03/02/03 05:19:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

alright whose this fuckin new me.
granted it isnt really that original of idea, i still think that i , me
rule with that name in this page. so stop signing in this guestbook
with that name because its been mine.




From: me (03/01/03 04:43:51)
E-mail: gotwhat?@shame.com

fuck all of you shits...




From: Trix Rabbit (02/28/03 11:42:42)
E-mail:

that's what you think you little pile of shit




From: the leprachaun (02/28/03 00:52:18)
E-mail: leprosy@leprachaun.com

fozlur, i ran into the easter bunny today while running errands and
smoked him out; we ended up eating all of his easter chocolate!
whoops! anyway, he said you guys were playing at the hideout for
sxsw! we'll be there in full support! i also hear andy langer is
spinning fozlur on the next big thing! can't wait to see you guys play
again! you'll never get me lucky charms!




From: Tia Jean E. (02/27/03 22:57:45)
E-mail: jeanjarosek

Rock and Roll Gentlemen and Lady




From: Somebody (02/27/03 18:19:11)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Fozlur with lots of BASS. It twas the night. It twas the night of BASS.
FOZLUR BASS. Fire Night. It twas FOZluR. FozLUr plays loud with BASS
and vocalicious vocals. Guitaronomous guitar sounds of noise and KICK
BOOM THCSACK of Javis drum shop! IT WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT YOU
FUCKING FUCK. FOZLUR!!!!!!!!!!




From: J trippin Jed (02/27/03 06:11:20)
E-mail: DIESEL

man, .... so that fozlur, some diesel ass shit right? got some nice
unique flavor.




From: nathan (02/26/03 12:32:18)
E-mail: npaczan@acad.stedwards.edu

kevin. this is nathan. from thundercloud. we played w/ you guys at the
union once. anyways. i was wondering if you had any copies of your very
first cd. with the black/white insert. the songs you played way back
when. i had one, and lost it. but i dig all those tunes. email me.
npaczan@acad.stedwards.edu




From: David (02/25/03 00:29:08)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Hey Kevin, check this one out. http://www.swordofjustice.tv/

Sorta like reddink.com eh?
I found it while doing an english paper on Slaughterhouse Five...enjoy




From: fozlur (02/22/03 20:04:42)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

first of all: byrd, you don't want the lp, trust us, you want the ep.

second of all: fozlur is playing at an acid formal hosted by the Helios
Co op this sat (feb 22) at 1030. directions are included, but the gist
is that the house is located somewhere on 21st and nueces. come one
come all.

directions: The house is a large old victorian house at 1909 neuces.
So take martin luther king ( 20th i think) and turn left at the
mcdonalds( before the mc if heading west, after if heading east after)
and come to a stop at 21. then take a left onto 21 st. and take the
first alley on the left. my house is the second on the right. there is
a pebble driveway with trees. if you miss the alley, don't fret. try
and find parking on neuces, but i doubt there will be anything there.
Any questions or if my directions are unclear go to
austin.citysearch.com and typ in 1909 necues




From: Byrd (02/22/03 19:19:22)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

cool cool, wait theres an LP? Ah-ha even better.



From: Mgmnt. (02/22/03 18:15:29)
E-mail: soundbetween6@hotmail.com

Alright, here's the lowdown on gettin' yer Fozlur fix:

both the EP and the LP can be found at Waterloo, Cheapo's, 33 Degrees,
and Antone's Records.

For those from outta town, you can either order from Waterloo or just e-
mail the Foz and we'll get you the Fozlur fix.

Keep checking the website-- new showdates and info. for endless
debauchery will be posted soon.

xoxo,
mgmnt.




From: fozlur (02/21/03 00:13:41)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

hey management- what shall we tell our good friend byrd here? he has a
good question...(don't worry byrd, we'll get you in the right room with
a cd soon)




From: byrd (02/20/03 21:57:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey, saw some fozlur videos on amn so i decided to come here and check
this out. Anyways I was wondering where I can pick up this Fozlur EP?




From: kevin! (02/20/03 20:06:03)
E-mail: with wrath

you know what Swante? you're mean! and we've all been talking behind
your back down at the Institute and Tesla says we should just kick your
ass! what do you think about that, you can go fucking check for
yourself, Tesla is even fed up. get your goddam underwater robots and
sell them back to those dorks who build robots and then fight against
other robots; what i'm saying is, you are one of those dorks, so suck
on a pocket protector, sharpen a pencil in your ear, hold a trial and
be the judge and then find yourself guilty, because you're mean! (mmm
crablegs)




From: Somebody (02/20/03 01:22:17)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i shit my first solid shit today in a really long time what a joyous
occation



From: Swante (02/19/03 12:16:37)
E-mail: sirswante@hotmail.com

Of course he got sucked into the pipe, stupid! You would too if you
were in his boots. That crab is long gone, buddy, and you know what,
I'm glad. Stupid crab not minding his own business. Let that be a
lesson to the rest of you crabs: Stay the fuck away from our underwater
robots!




From: kevinn (02/18/03 11:14:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

where did the poor little crab disappear to? did it get sucked into
that pipe? poor little crabby crab.




From: tillie (02/17/03 10:55:16)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Poor Crabby Crab-
http://crustacea.nhm.org/~dean2/crab.html




From: Somebody (02/15/03 15:01:11)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

yeah, i hear that (fuck valentines)...but it's all over now. i had a
big bottle of red wine and i started chasing trains; it tasted real
good though and i felt like a wino, well, i was a wino; now if i can
just keep it up then i'll continue being a wino. all i wanted was a
redhead or maybe a brunette, or really just anyone, i didn't really
care but i got none, so sad.




From: me (02/15/03 13:40:42)
E-mail: boozhound

alright, valentines wins this year again, it kicked my ass. why don't
ever have a woman on valentines that i can share my happy thoughts and
monkey with? and then i drank so much and i never got drunk, what the
fuck is up with that. so i was sober at a party where everyone got to
hook up except me. and now my tummy hurts because i drank an entire
flask of strait taaka vodka (really dont ever do that) and some other
things.
FUCK YOU VALENTINES




From: Somebody (02/15/03 00:35:51)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

or wait, more like since February 1st, nevermind




From: Somebody (02/15/03 00:34:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

or more like the since yesterday




From: Somebody (02/14/03 20:20:29)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

shit, ive been on that site a lot the last few
days.....Its..uhh...really weird and scary. Thanks for the link.




From: kevin (02/13/03 16:55:58)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

okay, i spoke too soon: YOU HAVE TO GO CHECK OUT THIS SITE! it might
be the funniest shit i've ever seen; go explore- it's the most fucked
up rhetoric spitting bullshit i've ever seen on a website, and if you
look hard enough, you can actually find pictures of the 33 year old guy
who runs it and trust me, it is fucked up. i am fucking speechless
after staying on it for over 5 minutes:

http://www.reddINK.com




From: Somebody (02/13/03 16:19:29)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

people of the guestbook: check out this guys site, he was the anonymous
entry who was talking all about preparing for utopia and such
bullshit. well, i went to check out the site and it is some scary
shit. go tell him what's up in his guestbook, i urge you:
http//www.reddINK.com




From: dick cheney (02/13/03 13:50:14)
E-mail: suckmydick@whitehouse.org

note to self: stunts spelled backwards is st. nuts!




From: Somebody (02/13/03 13:47:38)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

man or astroman?



From: astroman (02/13/03 11:31:59)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

well fuck yeah then



From: fozlur (02/13/03 11:28:39)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

last time: the brain police is sam!

not the last time: FOZLUR is playing at twenty-first st. co-op this sat
(feb 15) at midnight; we'll show that stupid valentine's day what love
is all about (i.e. pirates, throw up, dancing, gratuitous sex, etc.)




From: Somebody (02/13/03 08:14:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

woah!! Fozlur is playing this weekend and next weekend?!?!?! This is
too good to be true




From: Somebody (02/11/03 13:19:12)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

last time: dear Fozlur, who are the brain police?




From: samlkekk (02/11/03 13:18:23)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

love is your bikini wax waiting to dry
i hope simon brings his little hat with a matox




From: moof (02/11/03 13:16:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hell yeah bots no gonno! 21st street coop! It's the almighty scary
face night back again!




From: Somebody (02/11/03 12:36:13)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

love is like valentine's day without your screaming aorta spitting
blood all over your face during wild sex...(like girls gone wild sex
but better).




From: fozlur (02/11/03 00:02:29)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

back, for 2 consecutive weekends, is the ALMIGHTY FOZLUR!

after making love to your sweet on v-day, wipe off the juices and come
see FOZLUR (Saturday, Feb 15) at the 21st Street Co op (tentatively
midnight). stay tuned for updates.

then wait another week, cry your little eyes out, dry them off and come
see FOZLUR (Saturday, Feb 22) at the Helios Co op (time TBA). stay
tuned for details.

free shirts and cheap alcohol will be at both shows, first come first
serve on the shirts, though!

------------------------------------------------------------------------
and don't miss FOZLUR (Thursday, March 13) as they blow doors on
competition in SXSW at the Hideout (time TBA). again, stay tuned for
details.

we do it for the people, and you are the people!




From: original all-star (02/10/03 15:55:50)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

any chance of fozlur touring? i mean outside of austin? the
northeast? new york? sodom or gommorrah? pedophiles...all of you are
here and accounted for. too bad no one knows where we're going, what
sort of city we're trying to build. i'm sure fozlur would be playing
there, right next to andy warhol and michael jackson. (but where would
bobby fisher be?)




From: management (02/08/03 18:56:38)
E-mail: soundbetween6@hotmail.com

little fozlur,
before you go to bed tonite, please don't forget to check your e-mail
boxes as there is an extensive update.
harried simon and atomic atom, please check the yahoo! account as your
personal e-mail accounts are full.
be good o lovely ones. don't forget to count the sheep.
1...2...5

love,
t.




From: Atom (02/06/03 18:04:55)
E-mail: atomicatom@hotmail.com

Originally conceived as a rugged workhorse, the sport-utility vehicle
is becoming increasingly domesticated with each passing year. These
days, commuting, errands and kid delivery fill the days of the average
American sport ute.
To this end, automakers have made their sport utilities more and more
civilized, culminating in upscale SUVs that deliver sport-utility
versatility coupled with interior appointments befitting a luxury
sedan.
-doesnt this make you wanna puke in some soccer mom's face?





From: samklekgl (02/06/03 14:08:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

oh! it has been so long - i am glad to find the guest book still
functioning i ill a lil bit may i suggest we all go to bed maybe simon
should come to austin i dont know i love you simon fozlur sucks




From: great job, you (02/03/03 22:37:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

that is a beautiful work of art!




From: - . .-. .-. .. -... (02/03/03 20:03:13)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

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.. -. --. / - --- / - . .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / - .... .-
- / .- ..-. - . .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . ... . / -.-- . .- .-
. ... --..-- / .. / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- ---
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. / .... . .-.. .--. / - . ... .-.. .- .-.-.-
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.. / .- .--. .--. .-. --- ...- . .-.-.- / .. / -.- -. --- .--
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--- ..- .-. ... / - .-. ..- .-.. -.--




From: disagreement (02/03/03 17:18:35)
E-mail: in the guestbook

i love being a sinful mortal...i hate preparing for utopia. let's make
a cornucopia and piss in it, then throw a party for no reason! uh!




From: tillie (02/03/03 11:16:42)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey foz, sorry i have been gone for so so long. the wind howls like in
an eery movie. some movies i have seen lately that constitute some
rentals: happiness (hehehehehe), dead alive, ricky ho, meet the
feebles. so yea, lataz.




From: http://www.reddINK.com (02/01/03 20:39:29)
E-mail: on URL

Being head-injured, coma almost 3 weeks, I found out: We have this
Teeny-Weeny-Lifetime to prepare for Utopia; Declarations can never
fully exclaim how extraordinary and far-superior Heaven is to anything
we sinful mortals possess in our Finite Existence (I know. I was

Upstairs - TWICE). Smell the coffee, America! Wake-UP!!! Sign the GB,
too. God Bless You.




From: fozlur (01/31/03 18:19:34)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

rest in peace handsome joel...you'll be checking id's and giving hell
wherever you are.




From: a.g. linnellio (01/31/03 11:55:59)
E-mail: atomicatom@hotmail.com

hey kev, kyle's mine, what the hell are you doing?! you know he had me
from hello, are you trying to destroy us?!




From: kevin (01/30/03 16:00:24)
E-mail: kevin-d@juno.com

hey t, what's the 411 on my man runnin the mile kyle? did you at least
give him the digets? at least say you gave him the digits?! for god's
sake!




From: terrible t (01/30/03 13:33:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

dear friends,
i am at school right now stuck in a boring lecture on how to use the
library. how do i use it? where are the books?

it's mad cold outside.




From: Somebody (01/30/03 12:48:37)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

mister, you're on fire mister




From: Somebody (01/29/03 21:53:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

at all cost is the worst band in austin!




From: Somebody (01/29/03 20:52:30)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Sir, i believe you just got BURNED, sir




From: cari (01/29/03 18:08:33)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

i found a moon rock in my nose!




ps:
HOLLA, MUTHAFUCKA




From: mr. show (01/28/03 14:35:59)
E-mail:

I spit on your explanation!
-I spit on your spit!
I piss on your spit!
-I shit on your piss!
I fart on your shit!
-Then we are friends again!




From: paris (01/27/03 15:25:33)
E-mail: noneofyourbusiness@hotmail.com.hahahaha

It was suggested by a fellow by the name of Dave that I come to this
site, it being something to do with a friend of his-and all I could get
to, due to limited time, was this diary thingy-an entry that entailed
one of flatulence (farts, for those hard of smelling)-

Ah yes,




From: Somebody (01/26/03 18:18:08)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

oops. i meant. "so calm down" * :)




From: Somebody (01/26/03 18:17:38)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

hey, i didnt steal a Fozlur song, butthole. I was respecting it,
because Fozlur is great, so dont calm down.




From: Somebody (01/26/03 16:15:54)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

you want to see superbowl predictions: go to the diary!




From: javi the terrible (01/25/03 01:04:36)
E-mail: eatmycrotch@rotgut.com

i'm going to go ahead and say that downloads are good but buying the
shit is better... just as long as the fuckin word gets out that we're
the shit (which we are). so if you bought the cd... burn that fuckin
shit and give it to some lame ass motherfucker so they expand their
motherfuckin horizons, and then burn another copy and give it to some
fuckin out of towner, then tell someone with taste in austin to buy the
shit and follow the same procedure. this way once we run out of cd's to
fuckin sell there'll be three times as many for the worlds enjoyment!
fuck the man- save the band




From: sxsw dude (01/23/03 22:34:23)
E-mail: sxsw@dude.com

whoa, i don't agree with agreeing dude...stealing such a good band's
songs is so wrong! anyway, today i am the bearer of the Good News:
Fozlur, you have been selected to play in SXSW Music Fest; we look
forward to seeing you represent Austin Music. (oh, and congrats on the
great write up in the Chronicle!)




From: agreeing dude (01/23/03 20:20:47)
E-mail: dude!!!

Hell yeah. I was playing guitar a few days ago, trying to write some
songs. I wrote a riff and listen to it over and over and loved it. But
then i realized it sounded like something , "WAIT, OH ShIT, ITS 'Bat
girl Saves the Day with Adhesive Tape' by FOZLUR!!!!"...Too bad that
song isnt recorded.




From: specific dude (01/23/03 18:40:49)
E-mail: specific dude

yeah, i agree with random dude- except for the magnetoscope part...i
want to hear some batgirl saves the day with adhesive tape! kevin youre
so hot!




From: random dude (01/23/03 02:38:23)
E-mail: random@dude.com

You should put the Magnetoscope mp3 up at the mp3.com site.

I saw that shit on AMN and it rocks.




From: phil collins (01/23/03 02:13:23)
E-mail: phillycheesesteak328@aol.com

it's just another day, with you and me: in paradise.




From: Atom (01/21/03 12:54:49)
E-mail: atomicatom@hotmail.com

Adrian, I have some pictures of the foz that gathered over the holiday
and thought maybe we could post them. What do you think about that?




From: Mgmt. (01/20/03 12:45:35)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

quick update:
check Fozlur's mzk link fer some fresh mp3s.
xoxo,
terrible t.




From: Fonz (01/17/03 16:09:14)
E-mail: the_fonz@weasel.net

Moon Crackles up
Brother flew out window... fun!
Fonz & whispers kill.
Red Ghost summer Butterfly-squirell,
Cocoon-frog by day, Light-owl by night.
I love music
Fly FOZLUR




From: the catechism of the (01/16/03 12:58:28)
E-mail: revolutionist: (by sergei nechayev)

the attitude of the revolutionary towards himself:

1. a revolutionary is a doomed man. he has no personal interests, no dealings, feelings, attachments or property, not even a
name. everything in him is solely directed toard one exclusive concern, one thought, one sole passion-revolution.

2. within the very depths of his being, not just in word but in deeds, he has broken all connection with the social order and the
intellectual world with all its laws, moralities, customs and accepted conventions that he considers his merciless enemy. if he
continues to live with them, it is only that he might be able to destroy them surely.

3. a revolutionary abhors any doctrines and refuses any peaceful, scientific pursuits, leaving them for future generations. he
knows only a single science: the science of destruction. for this purpose and this purpose only, he studies mechanics, physics,
chemistry and perhaps medicine. towards this end, night and day he will study the living science of men, their characters,
positions and all the circumstances of the present social order on all its levels. the purpose is only one: he quickest and most
sure destruction of this filthy system.

4. he despises public opinion. he despises and hates the present public morality in all its forms. for him only that is moral which
contibutes to the triumph of the revolution. all that obstructs this is immoral and criminal.

5. a revolutionary is a doomed man. merciiless towards the state and the entire educated society, he in turn should except no
mercy from them towards himself. between them and him there exists a concealed, continual and irreconcilable war for life or
death. he must be ready for death on any day. he should train himself to withstand torture (i.e. "interrogation by force").

6. severe with himself, he must also be severe towards others. all the tender and soft feelings of kinship, friendship, love,
gratitude and even honor must be extinguished in him by the sole cold passion for recolutionary success. for him there must
exist only one consolation, reward and pleasure- the triumph of the revolution. day and night he should have but one though,
one purpose- merciless destruction. striving cold bloodedly and indefatigably toward the goal, he must always be ready to
perish, and to destroy with his own hands everything that obstructs his achievement.

7. the nature of the real revolutionary exclueds his having any romanticism, feelings, exaltations, or infatuations. it even
excludes his having any personal hatred or desire for revenge. the revolutionary passion, though it becomes habitual, must be
combined with cold calculation. at all times and places, the revolutionary must not be impelled by his personal impulses but
must be directed by the common interest of the revolution.




From: the revolution (01/16/03 01:33:42)
E-mail: will not be

televised, the revolution will be live. (surprising that bush is
against affirmative action? not really)




From: Somebody (01/15/03 18:54:22)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

no way, that had to be MORE than 37, cmon!




From: Somebody (01/15/03 04:22:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

alright godammit. this isn't just atom or kevin or javi or simon or
cari spitting out shit: this is fucking vincent fozlur! and motherfuck
a joffrey, fozlur beat down 37 hippies at emo's that night and i
consider that a successful night; if you don't agree then, well, we
just have a difference of opinion then don't we? the point is fuck you
my friend who speaks ill of fozlur. for your day will come and that
day will resemble the wrath of terror and fear. be cautious because
revenge is coming so very soon that i can taste the warm blood on my
teeth! hoooooooohahahahhahahha!




From: joffrey (01/15/03 04:18:34)
E-mail: joffrey27426@aol.com

man, i just caught fozlur at emos tonight...you guys are so busted!
get a day job you slackers!




From: Somebody (01/15/03 01:28:46)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

You guys sure DID show me a suprise. Damn, who was expecting Adam
(ATOM) to tear his clothes off and reveal his muscle shirt like the
manly man he is. Great show. Thanks for the shout out Kevin,
heh....Sorry i couldnt stay to talk longer or even say "bye"....well,
keep in touch...That sucks that yall be broken up for a little while...




From: AJ (01/14/03 22:01:01)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

go fozlur!




From: Whats with the hate? (01/14/03 17:58:24)
E-mail: oh you know who it is

Fozlur's live shows are fucking great man. What the hell is up your
bum? even an iced out balla like yourself should like them. Maybe you
shouldnt go to any good shows anymore then maaaan. Go see something
really shitty that youd enjoy. Like Vallejo, or Smakola, yeah, youd
like that crap, wouldnt ya?? Ive seen many great shows in my short life
and the Fozlur shows ive been to rank highly among others, and ive been
to some pretty good damn shows. Its great to see a band move around,
rock out in a drunken mess, especially when Fozlur does it. they are
great live.


Oh yeah, is that Baby band gonna be real, and if so, who the hell is
this baby Colby ive heard so much about??!?!? Its all a scam, isnt it.
the babies band scam! *tsk tsk*

peace, see ya tonight




From: iced out balla (01/14/03 17:29:35)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

alright, i know this is kind of a late to bring up, but i'm a
mothafuckin' balla so i can. i wanted to aske about the show at stubbs
with robots please, and the dukes of suckage. were you people even
trying, or were you just all drunk, or what? . that show was a
mothafuckin disgrace. i think you guys are great, and i love the
structures of alot of your songs, but that show was fuckin mobb. oh i
really dont want to hurt anyone's feeling so i will stop... peace




From: Teresa (01/13/03 22:20:22)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Yeah, that's crazy. I really want to go.




From: Somebody (01/13/03 16:37:42)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

saw this in someones online journal in an Austin community thing:



"The Rude Mechanicals are looking for Volunteers for "Requiem for
Tesla"!


Austin's own award-winning theatre company The Rude
Mechanicals is in need of some volunteers for their
upcoming show, Requiem For Tesla.

We will give you a free ticket to see this dynamic
show in exchange for a short bout of ushering. All
you'd be doing is handing out programs and surveys,
greeting people as they come through the door, etc.

We need two ushers per night from 6:30 p.m. - 8 p.m.
for the following dates: Jan. 31 - Feb. 2; Feb. 6 -
Feb. 9.

If you would like to help out, please float me, Eirik
Ott, an e-mail at the following address:
poetryslam@yahoo.com.

Below is a description of the event:

Rude Mechanicals is proud to bring back REQUIEM FOR
TESLA - a semi-biographical, sci-fi homage to Nikola
Tesla, a genius inventor who loved pigeons, hated
spherical objects and was undoubtedly one of the most
fascinating and controversial figures of all time.
REQUIEM FOR TESLA is an ecstatic and evocative tribute
to the man who gave us alternating current and dreamed
of spaceships in a time when even electricity was
dangerous magic. Tesla’s impassioned efforts to
improve the quality of life for humankind left him
straddling a line between genius and insanity. Rude
Mechs’ high-voltage stage-collage honoring the
genius/madman fuses period electronics, frenetic
subconscious hallucinations, and a demonic Mark Twain.
Death rays,music by The Golden Arm Trio and a
spine-tingling Tesla coil all combust in this sci-fi
electromagnetic polyphase dynamo play. "


hehe




From: Somebody (01/11/03 23:02:40)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Yeah, after reading and re reading that article about 7 times now, i
have to admit that i dont like it. Hahaha. And what the hell, im not
the bands "intern friend" either. Im a fan. a fan who discovered Fozlur
THROUGH AMN. The XL can be my "Im never reading XL again because they
write shitty articles" friend..... :)






From: Somebody (01/11/03 02:25:23)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

this entry is in response to the XL story about fozlur. it was my
perception that the writer had javi nailed, quite obviously- but chose
to find an easy way out by passing off the band as some sort of "high
school reunion crew." fuck a journalist...fozlur is not a band made up
of 38 year olds who sip o'douls and remember the "good old days" when
folk music didn't suck (never do they come to the realization that folk
music has always sucked). fozlur is made up of true local austin kids
who grew up here and decided to make music for themselves and their
city- and although they may be young, they'll have everyone running
under them in no time, at which point all of the older, much more
sophistocated acts will start to do the smart thing: run the hell out
of town back to california or nashville or wherever they came from.




From: DannyBoySwensonator (01/09/03 16:09:19)
E-mail: YOU_IS_A_FOOL@fozzy.com

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA It doesnt seem like the fool that interviewed
the band dug javi very hard......... JAVI U MUST FIND THIS FOOL AND
KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




From: kevin (01/06/03 15:33:13)
E-mail: kevin-d@juno.com

okay, i had to change my phone number, the new one is: 533-9727. and
if you're calling about the diamonds- i don't have any fucking diamonds!




From: management (01/04/03 02:00:50)
E-mail: fozlurmusic@yahoo.com

Fozlur New Year's Bash (01-04/ Saturday)
@ Stubb's
Fozlur headlines w/ Dukes of Inconvenience
Robots Please
and pop-up guests.
Doors @ 9
Shows @ 10

don't forget to call AMN and make requests for the new videos
(Pipeline,Riot Gun, AND Tetris)
and as always, check your local record stores for more LPs and the new
EP...

xoxo
so long.




From: Trevor (01/01/03 23:03:59)
E-mail: trevorhance@hotmail.com

Unfortunately, I missed the show, but, I am planning to be at the one
at Stubb's. . .

Thanks!

Trevor




From: Sarah (01/01/03 21:32:57)
E-mail: someone@somewhere.huh?

Hey, I was wondering if anyone knows whether the show on Sat. is 18 &
up? Thanks.




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